WHEN doing something without being told, you are overstepping his authority,

When your boss does the same thing that is initiative.

When you don't do it, you are lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

When you make a mistake, you are an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he is only human.

When you take a long time, you are slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When you take a stand, you are being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he is being firm.

When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you are being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he is being original.

When you please your boss, you are arse-creeping.

When your boss pleases his boss, he is being cooperative.

When you are out of the office, you are wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he is on business.

When you are on a day off sick, you are always sick.

When your boss is on a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he is overworked.

Agree or disagree?