Webb Simpson wins Imee Garcia-A A +A
By Imee Garcia
Friday, June 22, 2012
YESTERDAY, Wednesday, after playing golf, this guy brought his hot girlfriend Lahla R. to Abreeza. After an hour, he walked up to Imee Garcia and said, "I've lost my girlfriend Lahla in here somewhere. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" Imee was puzzled. "Why should I talk to you?" Imee asked.
The guy replied, "Because every time I talk to a pretty woman such as you with a sexy body like yours, Lahla appears out of nowhere." True enough. After one minute, she appears, with an angry look. Wahahaha! Three weeks in a row na ako conceited. Toink! Hi LahlaR.!
Who is Webb Simpson? He is the 2012 US Open Champion. He is cute. He is tall—6’2. He is 26 years old. He is married and has a baby boy. He turned pro in 2008 with career earnings of more than 11 million dollars. And he wears Polo Ralph Lauren shirts with a Titleist Pro V1 Cap all the time.
Many of us did not expect him to win. I myself thought the winner would be Jim Furyk or Graeme McDowell. I felt bad for Jim Furyk, seeing him make mistakes in the final holes, especially the duck hook in hole no. 16. Kawawa. He finished in 4th place.
FYI, the organizers make sure that the course for the US Open is very tough. They make the fairways very narrow, and they make the rough very thick, plus, they make sure that the greens are quick. One more thing, did you notice where they placed the pins? Such difficult pin placements! The flags were always near the edge of the green which is right after a sand trap or before a downhill slope. So if you try to be aggressive and attempt to get it close to the flag and then you make a mistake, you will surely pay for it and end up with a bogey or more.
And so, in the US Open, if one is leading by just one or two strokes, it is no guarantee. As they say, it is never over until it’s over. Since Webb Simpson finished early, he probably watched Furyk and McDowell on television. I wonder what he was thinking while watching. “Hit the tree! Hit the tree!” “Miss the putt! Miss the putt!” Joke!
Did you notice Beau Hossler? He is the low amateur that joined. He is only 17 years old and still in high school. He cannot win money because of his amateur status, but he gained so much attention because of his excellent performance.
By the way, Jim Furyk’s caddy is Tiger Woods’ former caddy. His name is Fluff. He was Tiger Woods’ first caddy and they worked together for 4 years. And then Tiger dumped him and got Steve Williams. And Tiger eventually dumped Steve too.
What about Tiger? He has not won a major in a very long time. His last major was the 2008 US Open. But it was nice to see him in the last flight on the third day. Oh well. Maybe next time he will play well again.
Congratulations to the winners of the 24th GET Memorial Golf Tournament held at Apo Golf & Country Club last June 17, 2012. Here they are: class A gross champion–Den Den de Castro, net champion-Leo Fusilero, net runner-up–Apo Luna; class B gross champion–Patrick Tan, net champion–Robert Lim, net runner-up–Yoshio Tirada; class C gross champion–Lito Caballero, net champion–Ed De Guzman, net runner-up–Larry Baluso; ladies gross champion– Sally Antivo, net champion–Gemma Bokawachi, net runner-up–Stella Barnes.
The final round of the Dynasty Cup of Rancho Palos Verdes was held last June 16, 2012. After three days of competition, the trophy goes to—Team 1st Tee! The members of the team are: Leo Yap, Joseph Ng, Paul Gotianse, Ricky Hao, Alex Rivera, Victor Co, Oscar Laguna, and Diemy Monedero. Congratulations!
Here are the results after the final round: 1st–1st Tee (56 points), 2nd–Amiya (45), 3rd–FHM (42), 4th–Eagle Masters 1 (39), 5th–Beijing Dream Team (37.5), 6th–Barcelona Dream Team (37), 7th–Pomelo Verde A (36), 8th– Korean Red Heroes (35), 9th–Eagle Masters 2 (33.5), 10th–D’ Builders (32), 11th–Dream Hi (30), 12th–Mix n’ Match (26), 13th–Agway (21), 14th–Pomelo Verde B (18), 15th–Korean Dream Team (13).
Published in the Sun.Star Davao newspaper on June 22, 2012.