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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Carnal weekends
By Danni V. Adorador III
(Conclusion)
THEN there was Maui...
That Friday evening had so much to offer for all faire la fete des animaux! So after the concert at the Limketkai parking lot (a not-so dismal place for a concert, really--and spacious), we headed to Ghana, The Site, to take a peep at Maui Taylor's fashion show.
We had a choice to instead gatecrash Kitchie Nadal's mini-concert at OIC, but this fashion show was important to Laurent, as events like these, he said, are exclusively for the rich and famous in France.
Interestingly, mon cher, if the same French fashion show is held in the country, I imagine by Chanel or Louis Vuitton, not even 001 percent of the population would be interested, except for the Cojuangco sisters, et. al.
For one, tickets to this super event could top the GNP of some third world country. I'd rather watch the Lifestyle channel, thank you.
Pinoys, or at least majority of us, are just fond of sexy fashion shows. It's the trend, it's uso, specially with the burgeoning number of jobless sexy stars who are now invading the runways sans diploma from John Robert Powers! Never mind the fashion, just focus on the show.
I can't count exactly the DOM's present, but I bet not all who were there came to see fashion designs; rather, women's curves.
To make a short story even much shorter, we saw Maui, and man, we were not so thrilled! How come? Well, as Laurent said, "oh, she's just another Filipina."
Just what are you expecting, mon ami? A winged demi-god who spits utopian fire?
Naturelle, had your name been Mark Franciso with the obsession of spotting girls and regularly swear to die after kissing some hottie's *ss, every horrible moment with Maui is unquestionably an eternal orgasmic experience.
The four of us (lensman Joey, the French fries, Mark and I) then strolled Divisoria Park at early dawn. The sun's cosmic rays was about to burst on the east, so we had to scuttle to our respective nook and wait again for another carnal evening fun.
And now for the most carnal of all April hedonism--The Carribean Grind.
I wasn't exactly there, but a friend, Mark (CDO's G-Spotter at-large, beware), was there to provide moi with snoopy-doopy particulars. I was supposed to be there but for some predestined Martian-Plutonian-Neptunian reason and whatever, I found myself at the next bar with Laurent and some Xavier studes.
A friend told me it was boring and it started late so they decided instead to sit their *ss at the Navigator (Dear RCB, I wasn't paid by this establishment).
To give that sexy thingy the benefit of the doubt (though the pictures say everything), here's Mark's account:
"You haven't experienced summer if you weren't there--Carribean Grind 2005 (alias, the areola slip). If only you were there, your eyes would surely pop out at the sight (really?--Dannix).
They came. They soaked. They gyrated.
But no, it wasn't the wet bikini challengers who stole the show--it was one of the hosts. In a mini-showdown before announcing the winners of the male and female bikini open competition at the Carribean Grind 2005 held at The Site, co-host Mary's bra-less tube top almost fell off accidentally, showing a quarter circumference of her pinkish areola in the process.
The dozens of boiling-bloodied males who were already excited at the sight of seven gorgeous thong-clad hotties showering before their eyes at mere feet away were demanding Mary to strip off into a bikini, too.
(Without doubt, Mary was more beautiful than any of the seven). But as a host, Mary could not do the "grinding" herself so she had to compromise--she chose one hunk among the drooling crowd to dance with her. Then the areola slip happened.
I admit that this is one of the mildest Carribean Grind editions I've witnessed after eight consecutive years. The wildest one I've been to was in the summer of 2001 and it was held at Lauremar Beach Hotel then.
The event was marred with a drizzle at the time, stimulating the female bikini open contestants to gyrate more wildly, some even showering their bodies with San Mig Lite.
But after some conservative nut tipped RCB a couple of years back on what went on every Carribean Grind, the organizers reportedly toned down. But anyhow, this year's affair was still a swell."
I agree Mark, you really had a "swell."(With wire reports)
(April 27, 2005 issue)
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