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Saturday, May 28, 2005
Editorial: City Hall hanky-panky
A DIRECTIVE issued by Mayor Vicente Emano prohibiting sexual relations within City Hall offices or premises may be downright laughable to a lot of people but don't tell that to the horny local officials and employees who were supposedly caught in the act displaying unusually amorous behavior lately.
Rumors, no matter how we deny it always draws interest, abound on a certain councilor who engaged in frisky behavior with some pretty young thing (PYT) during office hours and the scandalous scene was picked up by some nosey City Hall employees who then reported it to Emano's ears.
Naturally this resulted in a directive that, while unnecessary because common sense dictates that fooling around meant finding a special private spot in order to make whoopie, nevertheless needed to be explained to employees and officials alike so as to spare them the unnecessary embarrassment to their name or reputation.
Reports of sexual or interpersonal dalliances are nothing new in the Emano administration given that some of its former and current top officials have been linked to one rumored relationship after another--think of former Vice-Mayor John Elizaga who had been caught in two cases or even Councilor Ian Mark Nacaya who was the subject of rumors of an affair with a barangay official's daughter.
Truthfully trying to build officials and employees into paragons of virtue and public servants simply isn't possible and so any extra-marital affairs would just be looked at the other way by most people though if these officials and employees had any sort of conscience and religious beliefs--they may have you never know---they would stop this immorality once and for all.
And anyway, the City Hall offices aren't motels or sex dens for these people to fool around in, though there is a certain study that showed that some people especially those in positions of power simply find engaging in amorous behavior inside their offices or someplace where there is an increased likelihood of them being caught a really big turn-on.
In that case this office directive by Mayor Emano would hopefully douse cold water on their pants, drench them and clean up their sweaty passion and serve as a reminder that their passionate exercises would be best served someplace where the sun doesn't shine at all.'
Anyways their breeding activities could help revive the local motel industry and thus offer employment for many city residents.
(May 28, 2005 issue)
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