Wednesday, March 21, 2007 Libre: Shark-infested environment By Mel Libre Free Verse
THIRTY Asean summit lamps found on private lot. A case of moonlighting.
Fire chief asked: Account for P400,000 unpaid gas debt. Being accountable for highly flammable material is as dangerous as being responsible for extinguishing fire.
Investors want Tomas Osmeña to shut up. Life in Cebu City will be a drag.
Bantay Dagat chief accused of coddling illegal fishers. He works in a shark-infested environment.
Wearing of campaign shirts banned. Campaign messages in body paintings are interesting alternatives.
Don’t use inmates for errands, cops reminded. Don’t ask them to massage you either.
Teachers who refuse poll duty may go to jail. That would be easier for Comelec to accomplish than putting goons and vote-buying candidates behind bars.
RP most corrupt: foreign businessmen. No politician is honest enough to admit it.
Education chief bars extravagant graduation rites. For parents, graduation is like hitting two birds with one stone: seeing your offspring finish a course and freeing yourself from paying tuition, allowance and other school fees---so who wouldn’t want to celebrate?
Supreme Court tells customs office to pay P44 million to electronics firm over lost shipment. A high voltage shocker.
