Friday, March 07, 2008 Libre: Recipe for gossip By Mel Libre Free Verse
DEPARTMENT of Environment closes coal mine. Its owners are in deep trouble.
Customs told: name smugglers. Everyone else knows except those in the Bureau.
Don’t feast on charge against priest: cardinal. The situation is a recipe for gossip.
Vice Mayor Michael Rama orders clearing obstructions to give way to P5 million drainage project. He doesn’t want to be flooded with complaints if he fails to do his job.
Walk that extra mile, police told. So you won’t be throwing your weight around.
Gloria Arroyo rating sunk by “rushed” survey, media. Her swimming experience has come in handy.
Senate probe on NBN contract “turning into political circus.” There is no shortage of clowns among politicians as well as jugglers of government money among technocrats.
Man holds vendor hostage. The customer is always right, but this?
“Smuggled” sugar from Thailand seized. If tomeone squealed, then it was a transaction gone sour.
House Speaker hires PR officers. It is a huge makeover task, thus the need for more than one specialist.
