Friday, May 16, 2008 Libre: Smuggled list By Mel Libre Free Verse
NO smugglers list, says antismuggling group. Someone must have smuggled it out earlier.
Text hoaxes on quake circulate, alarm public. Whoever started it suffers from a crack in the head.
Former barangay captain Joel Garganera reminds Mayor Tomas Osmeña of claims that South Road Properties is selling. The former isn't buying the latter's words.
Cebu City seeks financial aid for mass transit. It may take a long ride before aid will arrive.
Keep away from cockpits, cops told. Only the henpecked ones will keep coming.
Groups organize support program for disabled. With their resolve, they must be financially able.
Chinese firm plans to build seafood shop. It aims to net income.
Executive assures structural integrity of billboards. If he is proven wrong, blame it on lack of moral integrity.
Soldiers to undergo physical fitness test. It is basic, as war is fought "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
Four Customs officials face raps over flour smuggling. Dough must have slipped into their pockets.