Monday, May 14, 2007 Fun with Spam Mail By Miguel Antonio Lizada Kuya's Chair
I AM sure most of us have Yahoo Mail accounts. And as we all know, Yahoo creates a default folder called the Bulk Mail folder where most of the Spam Mail (useless email messages which flood our mailboxes) go. I rarely open my Bulk Mail but when I do, I find the most hilarious subjects. I don't open them though because they might contain nasty pictures or programs.
Here are some:
Unusual offers
$500.00 Victorias Secret Gift Card (Thanks but no thanks)
Single mom made $120,000.00+ (What will you make?) (Baka naman kasi si
JK Rowling yan.)
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2 Free Girls Gone Wild DVDs! (Ummm)
Bad credit? ... APPROVALS for Women (Hindi ko gets)
Wanna change bad habits (Like sending Spam Mail?)
Happy or sad, we care (Talk to the guy who wants to change bad habits)
Palanca Awardees
The attribute myself thorstein: (Shakespeare is rolling in his grave)
Fight for me to him that is called. The earth. And it (Beats Charge of the Light Brigade)
He was right hand, curse flesh, side unto the destroyer (Ito rin)
They empty upon your to be, content, therewith. And as death ye to (Dante?)
Yahoo Mail Does Theology
Sender 1: Of lead them hath received in your border of it came upon the house
Sender 2: Thy wife. Hear the son of iron forbidding to me, thou
Sender 3: His privy to go quickly and the chamber; and the Lord was up
Sender 4: And if another. And said unto Thessalonica, in
Sender 5: of Noah begat Isaac, and Joshua ascended to hell and said (you get picture I guess)
Other Unusual Emails
I'll buy you a meal now and then (Why not all the time?)
Did she ask u (No. She wanted to buy me a meal now and then)
You be wife (Not happen. Me male. Me single.)
Hey babe (Hey!)
Are you okay with this (Puwede na!)
Got this thing 4u (Ay bastos.)
Learn to relax this time (So you will do all the work? Ganun ba?)
Impotence is not a problem with our drug$! (I am not saying anything!)
Thx for alL uR hELp (eLow pOe! uR welcome pOe!)
Hope u like it (I don't think so)
Can u believe it (No.)
We need to talk about it (What is "it" about?)
I invite you to check your Bulk Mail then. And see what you can find.
