If I recall a news item some months back, there was a reported 51 percent increase STD during the period. The figure was released by the City Health Department that a runs a social-medical hygiene center (it has a new name) where sex workers including GROs from nightspots undergo vaginal smear test.
This info might be useful to concerned males out on a "good time" and the following items as well from Marie Claire magazine that revealed findings, which rated Filipino men on their sexual life.
Fifty-three percent of Filipino men say they have cheated (i.e., had sex with other women). 20 percent with an ex-girlfriend or wife; 19 percent with a stranger; 14 percent with a co-worker; 13 percent with a prostitute; 13 percent with a girlfriend's or wife's friend; 11 percent with a long-time crush.
Six is the average number of women Filipino men have sex with in their life. The highest number is Brazil with 11 while the lowest is Malaysia with four.
Thirty-two percent of Filipino men have paid for sex. Highest is Korea, 42 percent. (This explains the dense presence of Koreans in Angeles).
Twenty-seven percent of Filipino men are very satisfied with their penis size, 52 percent somewhat satisfied, 18 percent are not satisfied.
Who has the most sex in a week? Koreans top the list at 4.5. Filipinos rank No. 4 with 3.95. The world average is 2.8.
Top 10 places Filipinos men have had sex: on a bed (88 percent); in the kitchen (43 percent); in a parked car (37 percent); in the bathroom/cubicle of a club, restaurant (29 percent); on the beach (26 percent); in the office (26 percent); in a swimming pool (21 percent); in the woods (18 percent); in the car while driving (13 percent); and in the hospital (11 percent).
Filipino men masturbate more often than other men in the world: (5.65 times in a week); the lowest number is 3.60 in South Africa. (This reflects general inability to pay for sex. Just for the fun of it, Bro. Rizal Policarpio, our esteemed media colleague, can break this record on a fine day).
Forty-four percent of Filipino men think their woman has never faked it. Thirty-four percent say probably once or twice, eight percent say they're too scared to ask, four percent say they for sure fake it. (Yung takot magtanong, Takusa 'yon).
Twenty-four Filipino men look at porn at least once a day. Brazil tops the list with 30 percent with Italy is the lowest at six percent.
Two to three is the number of dates most Filipino men will have before they go all the way. Twenty-one percent said they made a hit in one date.
The most faithful men in the world are in Poland at 62 percent; USA, 52 percent; and in 10th place is Spain with 50 percent. Filipino men did not land a place/rank in this aspect. Filipino men, however, rank No. 5 as the least faithful (kaliwete) in the world. Brazil tops the list, with Russians and Hungarians the least faithful.
If they could be granted their strongest wish, Filipino men want 1) to last long as they want in bed (50 percent); 2) Seduce any woman instantly (43.35 percent); 3) Have multiple orgasm (31.85); 4) Have a bigger penis (29.84); 5) Make any woman orgasm by touch (22.18 percent). With my bachelor friend, Mang Rizal, our fondest wish is to get a date for free.
The top 10 biggest fantasies of Filipino men are in this order:
1. Sex with a celebrity
2. A threesome
3. Watching her strip, then do a lap dance
4. Sex with a forbidden lover
5. Doing it in the wilderness
6. Sex with a stranger
7. Sex with a partner half my age
8. Being part of an orgy
9. Being in a room full of mirrors
10. Sex with a woman in outrageous lingerie.
Filipino men stay 16.71 minutes in bed on the average, from foreplay to climax. The longest is Mexico with 23.17. Indonesia at the lowest with 15.81.
The average number of minutes Filipino men spend on foreplay is 12.04. The British has the highest at 17.44 while Koreans has 11.82.
Filipino males are good lovers, ranking No. 3 worldwide for making their partner climax every single time (54 percent); Italy (60 percent); Hungary 59 percent; and Korea 19 percent.
The most generous men in the world are: Indonesia 63.96 percent; Portugal 51.33 percent; Poland 42.01 percent; Netherlands 39.92 percent; Italy 38.74 percent and Philippines 36.72 percent (in No. 6). Russia, Czech Republic and Germany come next. The stingiest is USA, 19.13 percent.
The survey covering 40,000 men in 40 countries revealed: "It's very sexy when you (girls) tell us what you want, when you want it, and how you want it."
Men say: "Our satisfaction comes from your pleasure."
(Thank you, sirs, please come again).
"Women should be more open to giving in to their sexual fantasies. Men always are very eager to play along with their desires."
"Men are not mind readers. Women should somehow communicate what they want in love, life, and sex."
I will temporarily withhold revealing new tricks on how to make a woman sexy, really sexy, fearful of our Kapampangan men's proclivity to impose inappropriate behavior by and demand unusual acts from their women, that may, among other things, result in ectopic pregnancy or an inverted uterus - all contrary to law.
