CONTINUATION. The first engineer perishes from a punctured skull. That was when he raised his head to suck the juicy balut but was unmindful of the rusty nail above. Using the forefinger, the second one carted off a booger (kulangot) and casually wipe it off to a live electrical post. The third died from a single cough. But how? A policeman has just gone home. He opened the master’s bedroom and noticed his naked wife asleep. He decided to leave and was about to close the door, but the policeman heard a slight cough underneath the master’s bed. Sensing a paramour, he confronted his wife. Then again, the wife persistently insisted that she has no paramour. So he shuffled his gun, lifted the bed and there was the naked evidence. He shot the third engineer. But then the bullet ricocheted and went through the wall. This pierces the eye of the fourth engineer who was peeping at the show before the policeman arrived. Well, the conclusion is that death follows the schedule of the divine maker. So even if you kill yourself, if it is not your time, you will always live.
It’s teacher’s day. Here are some funny quotes about teachers. A very wise old teacher once said: “I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh” -Gilbert Highet. Unlike, experience teaching backward, “Time is also a great teacher, it works forward, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils” –Louis Berlioz. Teachers keep on working even on days off.
“Sunday is a teacher's day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers” - Heidi McDonald.
All teachers are good looking.
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely” – Roald Dahl.
Teachers sometimes lose their composure so they need relaxation.
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers” – Woody Allen.
For parents, there are things your child teacher wanted you to know but they don’t have the courage to express it. (To be continued)