MANONG Bert pondered why it seems the three ladies are the only ones squaring each other to take his post when what he wishes is a man, as qualified, or better than he was. As he continued in his dream, one of the battled scar men approaches and ask why in the world the three men are excluded from the square off.
Manong Bert in a sublime tone replied: you know son, there are things in this world that these women do and sometimes the mind cannot comprehend; they’ve done loads of magic tricks for all of you to be excluded. Like in the song “Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman,” they wanted to exploit every angle of a man’s job and in doing so, they thought of being right all the time.
You will see my son, go home and look at your sleeping wife, I’m sure she’s on the right side of the bed because even in her dreams, she is always right. And if she wakes up and will know that you are at home late, never argue with her, anything that you will say is the beginning of a new argument, she always has the last word.
For us men, when we hear something in one side and it is not worth hearing, it goes out on the other, but for women, all are absorbed in both sides of the ear and will come out double or triple in their mouth. Never explain that you went drinking gin mixed with lemon along with your buddies. To your wife’s imagination, that “lemon” becomes two large “melon” - pole dancing in the spotlight.
Thank you for that illuminating explanation manong Bert, but what we’re asking was, why we are excluded in the square off, the battled scar men replied in chorus. Really, it seems you three do not have any relevant experience reaching the climax, that’s why you’re not getting my point – manong Bert answered.
You know, my friend Zora once said to me “One day, a long, long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag...but like I said, it was a long, long time ago and just for a day!” I think this day refers to that day when Eve was created. And do you know the reason why Adam was first created? It’s because the Divine does not want to get any unsolicited advice from Eve, if she is the first to be created, on whatever the size of Adam’s body parts from head to foot including hair, and more so in the power of Adam in his dominion over all other creations. My point here is that regardless of the dimensions in analyzing how a woman administer a certain job, it all boils up to the claim for supremacy and to be right all the time.
So, you need to respect that claim. And with all the years that I have administered in the public, I have found the formula for women to lessen such supremacy. Just tell them how beautiful they are when their lips are colored and are more wonderful creations when their lips are close. Now for you to see and experience how to be right all the time, look for the best talented surgeon in town and have a sex change. At this point Manong Bert woke up in his dream. To be continued...