DOH 7 declares code white, opens measles fast lanes in public hospitals
I don’t intend to inject jokes and puns on this serious matter.
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Not on trees, fences, undesignated areas
It’s not about urinating, but election campaign materials.
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Police to patrol motels
This isn’t an illicit operation.
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8,000 health workers mobilized for measles prevention
It is that many required to connect the dots.
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950,000 vehicles registered in Central Visayas in 2018
There should be drive against too many cars.
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Capitol to check pest infestation
Which department?
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BDO Foundation, National University faculty help educate Filipino farmers on basic accounting.
It ensures the government gets a share in their harvests.
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Duterte agrees: PH should be called ‘Republic of Maharlika’
It’s nothing original as Ferdinand Marcos had proposed it long time ago; why not ‘Republic of Mahalkita” instead?
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PNP commends cop involved in taho-throwing incident
He should receive the COP award, Calm & Outstanding Police.
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Duterte vetoes bill strengthening Philippine Coconut Authority
Nut so fast, congressmen!