AUTHORITIES on the lookout for illegal numbers games
Those engaged in these games have their days numbered.
Street children get treats from police
Treats are way better than threats.
Sardines for volunteers of waterway cleanup
You have to believe this promotion, hook, line and stinker.
Barili LGU bars phones in class
I’m sure the pupils and students got the message.
Duterte lifts suspension of lotto operations
For the operators, the President’s announcement was like hearing the jackpot numbers.
60-day ultimatum to clear roads covers all LGUs
Whoever blocks the effort will be bulldozed.
New law creates National Commission of Senior Citizens
The authors of the law can now rest in peace.
Bishop calls for nightly tolling of bells till killings stop
This may require a full-time job, as the killings won’t stop until the President’s term ends.
Cop arrested in cockpit
The incident is something not worth crowing about.
Sleeping cops face charges
Most policemen are keeping their eyes open on how the investigation goes.