AUTHORITIES on the lookout for illegal numbers games
Those engaged in these games have their days numbered.
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Street children get treats from police
Treats are way better than threats.
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Sardines for volunteers of waterway cleanup
You have to believe this promotion, hook, line and stinker.
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Barili LGU bars phones in class
I’m sure the pupils and students got the message.
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Duterte lifts suspension of lotto operations
For the operators, the President’s announcement was like hearing the jackpot numbers.
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60-day ultimatum to clear roads covers all LGUs
Whoever blocks the effort will be bulldozed.
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New law creates National Commission of Senior Citizens
The authors of the law can now rest in peace.
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Bishop calls for nightly tolling of bells till killings stop
This may require a full-time job, as the killings won’t stop until the President’s term ends.
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Cop arrested in cockpit
The incident is something not worth crowing about.
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Sleeping cops face charges
Most policemen are keeping their eyes open on how the investigation goes.