MOTORBIKES impounded for counterflowing released to owners.

By this humane move, regulators hope to break the cycle of counterflowing.

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Parkmall workers volunteer to take care of dogs, cats.

They should take a bow-wow-wow for a purr-fect initiative.

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Law ensures continuity of projects for the poor.

They have budgeted enough—for the staff of the projects.

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P10M earmarked for museum repair.

It costs to maintain the priceless collections.

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Criminal cases await ‘God’s Coop.’

I am not certain if the coop’s slogan to entice membership is “In God We Trust.”

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All-out campaign vs. illegal gambling.

Who wants to bet that this will succeed?

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Duterte warns against sowing tension with China.

He must have read the signs in Chinese fortune cookies served to him.

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Cops nab high school student selling drugs.

That gives the word “high” in high school a bad connotation.

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Doc pushes mandatory organ donation.

Where is your heart, Doc?