CBCP issues special prayer for deliverance from coronavirus.

Believe in science and medicine; and most importantly have faith in God.

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Veterinary office to check markets for wildlife meat.

This kind of meat may be more difficult to catch than domesticated ones.

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Police nab man for ‘sextortion.’

Is it racist to say that the accused is described as ‘black male’?

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Villages comply with order to clear roads.

Afraid of being run over by enforcers?

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CCPO to file criminal raps against Sinulog ‘prankster.’

His new anthem: “I started a joke...but the joke was on me.”

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Gyms in 80 barangays to get ‘makeover.’

The mayor exercised...good judgment.

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PNP to beef up monitoring, campaign against prostitution.

This time around, hookers won’t easily get off the hook.

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Avoid handshakes, ‘beso-beso’ to guard against virus.

Remain social, but refrain from being ‘sosyal.’

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Migrant workers warned of bogus Poland jobs.

Polish are the people of Poland; foolish are those people who think there are jobs in Poland.

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Metro Manila cops not allowed to play golf at all.

Those who dare play golf sure have a lot of balls.