AUTHORITIES on the lookout for illegal numbers games

Those engaged in these games have their days numbered.

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Street children get treats from police

Treats are way better than threats.

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Sardines for volunteers of waterway cleanup

You have to believe this promotion, hook, line and stinker.

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Barili LGU bars phones in class

I’m sure the pupils and students got the message.

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Duterte lifts suspension of lotto operations

For the operators, the President’s announcement was like hearing the jackpot numbers.

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60-day ultimatum to clear roads covers all LGUs

Whoever blocks the effort will be bulldozed.

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New law creates National Commission of Senior Citizens

The authors of the law can now rest in peace.

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Bishop calls for nightly tolling of bells till killings stop

This may require a full-time job, as the killings won’t stop until the President’s term ends.

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Cop arrested in cockpit

The incident is something not worth crowing about.

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Sleeping cops face charges

Most policemen are keeping their eyes open on how the investigation goes.