LACK of classrooms won’t hamper opening of classes in June: DepEd.

Affected teachers and students should flunk the DepEd officials for failing to do their assignment.

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Capitol, Cebu City to jointly tackle ‘perennial problems.’

One term is not enough for officials to solve these problems since elections are perennial.

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Siomai store in Barangay Tisa closed.

Another one bites the dust.

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Stuntman arrested for illegal recruitment, illegal firearms.

If he is released by paying bond, expect him to jump bail.

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Ex-Army general named Metropolitan Waterworks and Sewerage System chairperson.

Coming in at the height of El Niño, he’ll start with a dry run.

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More Philippine eagles found in wild.

They’d never venture in cities.

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Davao City has more smokers caught in 2019.

And we thought with strict enforcement, they’ve smoked them out from the city.

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Teresa May resigns as UK Prime Minister.

May out by June.

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I deeply regret not delivering Brexit, says May.

There is uncertainty in UK, come what May.

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The resignation of May paves way for Brexit confrontation with EU.

To whoever takes over, “May the force be with you.”