MAYOR Tomas Osmeña thumbs down 50-year lease idea for Kawit.

As to rent, he is indifferent.

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Sans ordinance, mayor opts to organize drivers.

Expect the drivers to hop into the mayor’s drive.

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Woman faces jail time for cyberporn.

Her cover was exposed.

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NBI catches 3 for making fake drivers’ licenses.

They didn’t have a license for their business.

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All cleared: 74 key police officials pass drug test.

It is not true that the drug testing machine will be required to undergo a lie detector test.

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Woman arrested for maligning “mistress” on Facebook.

The wife failed to observe etiquette.

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A piggery in Shell Island? Tomas bares his plan.

Any member of Congress willing to allocate their pork barrel for this project?

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President Duterte downplays controversial kiss as “pure showbiz.”

Whoever wrote the script for that “showbiz moment” should be fired.

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Palace to Noynoy Aquino: No witch hunt against you.

It happens only during Halloween.

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Police note fewer crimes by motorcyle-riding men.

Gasoline must be getting too expensive.