QUICK reaction teams set to check El Niño damage

They should be hot on El Niño’s tracks.

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Fad diets not recommended for weight loss: NNC

Instead go to the paint store and buy thinner?

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Farmers urged to avail themselves of livestock insurance program

Otherwise, in case of loss, they’ll be left eating crow.

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DSWD 7 conducts training for employees against corruption

Corruption is a cancer; and like cancer, no cure is found yet.

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Officials say parents have right to discipline kids

Ass should be.

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Close to 1,400 candidates running in Cebu in May

Politics is a like a marathon; it’s a long run, with only a few taking the seats for a while, and be up and running once more.

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Catholics urged to fast, feed poor kids instead

To feed your spirit, feed the poor.