INMATES of City of Naga jail “not going anywhere.”

Their fate is celled.

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Cebu City Police Chief Royina Garma wants dorm rentals regulated, renters checked after P39 million drug bust.

In dorms, students are expected to rest and read books, not to be arrested and booked for drugs.

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Cebu City Council okays Minnie Osmeña’s donation for skate park.

Running for public office sucks; skating may be faster than running.

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Lions Club helps Buhisan.

Activity must have been a roaring success.

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Gas station pushes through with opening despite lack of permits.

Its operator was just pumped up.

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Rules set for owners, servers in new Larsian.

If they can’t take orders from the government, they can’t take orders from customers.

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Consider raising garbage fees, City Council told.

Council’s adage, “There’s cash in trash.”

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President Duterte urges nations to stop “adventurism” in South China Sea.

Does he mean nations other than China?

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House approves bill promoting non-violent discipline for children.

Parents who violate will get more than a spanking.

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PH should hire good teachers for Korean subject.

K-Pop songs aren’t enough.