CONGRESSMAN Raul Del Mar cited for ‘outstanding performance.’

He always answered “Present” during the Raul call.

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Investment scam victims should sue: SEC’s advice.

The scammers uphold the slogan, “Dishonesty is the beast policy.”

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PRO 7 chief admits illegal drugs still big problem in Central Visayas.

He now has a bigger problem, that of staying in office for failing to solve the drug problem.

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Vote buying still difficult to pin down.

There are those who vote honestly, and then others who are bought.

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With poor facilities, 5 slaughterhouses may be shut down.

The butchers will be axed from their assignments.

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SM Store urges customers to donate books.

This is a novel idea.

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Lack of budget hampers Department of Education feeding program.

With the department getting the highest budget allocation, how come it doesn’t have dough for the feeding program?

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Ban on government trips to Canada lifted.

There must be a strong Raptors fan based among politicians.

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Duterte formally orders public auction of Marcos jewelry.

If the government needs help, give me a ring.