DOH 7 declares code white, opens measles fast lanes in public hospitals

I don’t intend to inject jokes and puns on this serious matter.

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Not on trees, fences, undesignated areas

It’s not about urinating, but election campaign materials.

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Police to patrol motels

This isn’t an illicit operation.

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8,000 health workers mobilized for measles prevention

It is that many required to connect the dots.

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950,000 vehicles registered in Central Visayas in 2018

There should be drive against too many cars.

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Capitol to check pest infestation

Which department?

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BDO Foundation, National University faculty help educate Filipino farmers on basic accounting.

It ensures the government gets a share in their harvests.

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Duterte agrees: PH should be called ‘Republic of Maharlika’

It’s nothing original as Ferdinand Marcos had proposed it long time ago; why not ‘Republic of Mahalkita” instead?

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PNP commends cop involved in taho-throwing incident

He should receive the COP award, Calm & Outstanding Police.

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Duterte vetoes bill strengthening Philippine Coconut Authority

Nut so fast, congressmen!