QUISUMBING junks grandson Luigi in favor of Cortes.

The old man has withdrawn support, so Luigi can’t expect any more deposit in his account.

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Phivolcs chief: No pattern to location of earthquakes.

It’s not his Fault.

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Solving traffic woes on top of politicians’ agenda.

The solutions won’t arrive soon.

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Council OKs purchase of emergency, medical gear.

In preparation for the worst of all disasters--elections.

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Water crisis worsens with Jaclupan Dam drying up.

Tears are not enough.

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MCWD undertakes 5 projects to address water shortage.

The water district’s officials mean well.

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Political rivalry affecting business, tourism in San Fernando.

Politics is a joke; too many of the latter get elected.

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Coffee shop killer still unidentified.

If the investigators are sleeping on their job, serve more coffee.

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Duterte to Canada: Take your trash out of PH in 1 week.

We’ve got too much trash here, especially in government offices.

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Palace confirms report about journalists plotting to oust Duterte.

The journalists want to write off the President?