GRIDLOCK: Cebu City to impound two trucks.

One of the trucks overturned, but the city won’t overturn its ruling.

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With or without an underpass, Mandaue to reroute traffic.

That is a declaration, not just a passing remark.

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Police company guarding Cebu provincial jail denies there’s a shabu lab in the facility.

A drug test or a lie-detector test won’t be proof enough; actual check on the facility will.

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Minglanilla cops nab inmate who tried to escape.

The inmate won’t be free of liability for his escape attempt.

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Mayor Quisumbing picks village councilor to manage reclamation area.

Let’s see if he can do something ground-breaking.

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Small town lottery operator caught for keeping unlicensed gun.

He was unlucky.

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Funeral parlor owned by barangay official attacked by gunmen on motorcycle.

Whoever is behind the attack must have a grudge and hasn’t buried the hatchet.

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Barangay Guba gets two rainwater collector tanks.

As a sign of gratitude, they ought to send a card that says, “Tanks.”

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“Segregate trash or suffer” policy restarts March 1 in Cebu City.

Where should rotten offenders go?

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Two men face raps for illegal transport of sand.

They’ve soiled their names.