MAN caught stealing jewelry from store.

He must have wanted a bracelet in his wrist; instead the police gave him a handcuff.

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Gwen suspends meat importation to keep hogs in Cebu ASF-free.

Imported pork may sow terror in the pig industry.

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Saltwater prompts water supply drop.

And more supply of salt?

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Ahong sees red in green ordinance.

For sure, he isn’t buying this idea of foreshore business or development permit.

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Bridge police need training.

Yea, they need to enroll in a bridging course.

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Ombudsman gives Osmeña 10 days to explain ‘office stripping.’

The problem can’t be swept under the carpet, as the carpet’s gone as well.

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21 metric tons of garbage fished out of Guadalupe River.

The turnout of volunteers made a whale of a difference.

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Garbage floats again.

Let’s hope the campaign for a clean river picks up.

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Gov’t buildings may offer wheelchairs for senior citizens.

This plan requires more push.

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Duterte: ‘Let Edsa rot.’

He is exasperated with the traffic jams and with the rotten public official who is against his effort to restore order.