56 firms, 180 homes pollute Bulacao river.

If they can’t clean up their act, they’re worse than trash.

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Cop faces probe for killing neighbor’s pet dog

Now, everyone is barking at him.

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National Food Authority 7 employees fear loss of jobs.

Their families ask, “Who’ll put food on the table?”

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Tomas gives way to Duterte.

Otherwise, the President will bulldoze his way with a mouthful.

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Three nurses face CHR probe.

Nurses look after patients, but not with a camera.

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Even bills can be paid at a sari-sari store.

The sari-sari store owners can’t even collect from their own debtors.

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Problems with ro-ro bring up cost of transporting goods.

Without ports to land, ro-ro operators advise their customers to row, row boats to shore.

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DOH 7’s target: Vaccinate 1M kids.

Health workers will be trained in marksmanship.

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Duterte to Peter Lim: Just commit suicide.

Lim must have responded, “Can you demonstrate first, Mr President?”

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Universal health care law signed.

It was prescribed a long time ago.