GWEN: ‘Bloodless, all-out war’ waged vs insurgents in Cebu

No blood compact for peace?

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City attorney appointed mining board chairman

He must have exclaimed upon knowing of the new position, “This is mine!”

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Gwen seeks to remove roosters, cockpit from Cebu City lot owned by Province

If she succeeds, it is something to crow about.

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Dancing musical fountain to be installed at Fuente Osmeña

That is music to the ears.

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Tricycle group wants court to stop highway ban

They hope that the wheel of justice will favor them.

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Pilmico helps distressed animals

Animals are better slaughtered when they’re relaxed.

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Guv eyes use of solar panels for bus depot, Capitol buildings

What a bright idea.

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Cebuano language an option for driver’s license exam

Pass pass!

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Philippine Air Lines lets go of 300 jobs

To those affected, “Was the news crash landing on you?”

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Teacher arrested for ‘squeezing’ face of pre-schooler

Now the teacher will have to face the charge.